Mean Cooking Show Pitch

Called "Let Them Eat Cake," the show features celebrity bakers making yummy desserts for homeless shelters. Half the show is set in a glorious, over-sized, and well-appointed kitchen during the complicated preparation of an exotic dessert. The second half, set in a drab homeless shelter cafeteria, consists of watching the poor eat and interviewing them.

Will Senator Lindsey Graham's Funeral Be Televised?

If so, I know what I'll be looking for. A single man, standing alone, balling his eyes out.

My Health Journey in 2026

Late to the trend, I'm going to make a vulnerable post about my health goal in 2026:

- Eat two Oreos at a sitting, not the whole whole sleeve

Thank you for listening. Good luck with your own health goals this year.