If so, I know what I'll be looking for. A single man, standing alone, balling his eyes out.

Late to the trend, I'm going to make a vulnerable post about my health goal in 2026:

- Eat two Oreos at a sitting, not the whole whole sleeve

Thank you for listening. Good luck with your own health goals this year.

A few thousand Venezuelans die as the result of a massive earthquake, but find one six-month-old baby alive in the rubble of a collapsed building and everybody starts blathering about "miracles."

Everyone’s afraid of AI. I’ll join them when TuneIn stops playing half my ads in Spanish, a language I don't understand.

Update: Days after posting this, TuneIn started serving me ads in Chinese. I kid you not. 

A gecko with an English accent reps an American insurance company (founded in the U.S. in 1936, if you didn't know). Pro tip: consumers will accept ludicrous, especially if it's repeated.

Don't piss off the person you live with who has your medical power of attorney.