If the abrupt, indefinite suspension of Jimmy Kimmel Live! teaches us anything, it's that the current U.S. president does NOT like being the butt of jokes.
With this in mind, I'd like to clarify that my use of the phrase "Mango Mussolini," which I began using during his first term, was never intended as a joke. Rather, it summed up -- elegantly, if I do say so -- his political ideology and speaking style, particularly at his campaign rallies. "Mango," meanwhile, is nothing more than an accurate description of his self-tanner's color.